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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

raynarvayezjr:

“is that ryan or jack?” the fandom asks, a slow madness arises, was that in fact jack? or was it ryan? the roosterteeth fandom takes a downward spiral into true utter madness, nobody can tell ryan and jack apart. the fandom begins to cry for the distinction, pleading from the bottom of their almost rid souls. this is it kids, we will never know the difference between jack and ryan. there is none. they are one.

(Source: michaelvjones)

dangruchy:

matthullum:

*michael voice* fuck you gavin

*gavin voice* but mICHAEL

barricadeponine:

“how would you feel if your mother had aborted you”

um

i would not

nippled:

*slides up to you* *winks at you* *gets nervous* *stutters* hhEy baby *starts sweating* uhhmm if I could rearrange the alphabet…*wipes away sweat* I’d….I’D PUT U AND ME TOGETHER…. sHiT me isn’t even a letter.. *backs away trying to run away* *trips and falls*